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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Saturday Night Video Jams





Shake ya booty yaw.

I need to learn another language

Saturday Night (not)Live

Unpimp your ride

V-Dub, representin' Deutschland. Holding it down on the engineerin' tip, yah. Oh snap. Check the GTI mkV yo.





You are invited to the Party of the Decade


now this is a block party. enjoy a preview. the joint drops 3/3.

Night Watch (NOCHNOI DOZOR)


vampires. moscow. underworld. nightlife. light vs. dark. 1000 year old secret war. blah blah blah. biggest boxoffice in russian history.yes it beat titantic and LOTRs.

watch the trailer. warning: not for the young, old or those with heart conditions.

Ultraviolet

"hello. my name is Violet. i was born into a world you may not understand. let me start at the beginning..."

sci-fi Milla + ultra violence = UltraViolet. oh Milla. milla milla milla. lee-loo. okay day? cue the hip matrix music. start high speed chase. blast guns with endless bullets. babble about genetic techno-jargon and "the evil government." showcase neat wire-fu and special effects. you get the idea. and no, i cannot wait to see this. color me predictable.

watch the trailer and admire the bullet-time.

Numa Numa is everywhere.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Why We Fight

powerful. scary. informative. enlightening. to begin to find answers, we must ask the right questions.

An unflinching look at the anatomy of the American war machine, weaving unforgettable personal stories with commentary by a “who’s who” of military and beltway insiders. The film surveys the scorched landscape of a half-century’s military adventures, asking how and telling why a nation of, by, and for the people has become the savings-and-loan of a system whose survival depends on a state of constant war.

"Goodevening my fellow Americans. In the councils of government we must guard against the Military Industrial Complex."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1961

watch the trailer.

Neo is still the 1


no one can be told the scanner is darkly. you have to see it for yourself. whatever it is that's watching, it's not human. just drive over to my place, kick back, get some tequila. seven years from now, everything you do will be recorded. this is a world getting progressively worse. can we not agree on that? i tip my hat to any entity that can bring so much integrity to evil. what's on the dessert menu? here are 10 ways neo is the 1.